For Emily, Who Thinks Zimmerman is Heroic

Your "Hero"

Good Grief -- Melania Trump "Accomplishments"

My brain can't stop spinning.  I woke up Wednesday morning at 2:00 AM with the thought that Melania Trump is our new first lady.

Then I thought about all of her accomplishments:

• Academic Fraud
• Plagiarism
• Being unintentionally funny
• Immigration Fraud
• Wearing (and not) pretty clothes
• Irony

I simply cannot wrap my mind around the fact that this puts her in the company of Martha Washington, Dolly Madison, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jacqueline Kennedy, Nancy Reagan, Laura Bush and, gasp, Michelle Obama.